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Nurse Retro Crewneck Sweatshirt – "Nurses: We Can’t Fix Stupid, But We Can Sedate It"

$39.99
Sizes: S
Colors: White
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This cozy crewneck brings together vintage nurse nostalgia and dark-humor charm for healthcare pros who wear their experience on their sleeve. The soft, midweight knit holds an illustrated retro nurse graphic and bold, cheeky lettering that reads like an inside joke shared between colleagues after a long shift. It settles into the body with a classic fit and ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem — the sort of sweatshirt you reach for when you want comfortable warmth and a little attitude. Whether it’s tossed on during a night of charting, worn on a casual day off, or layered for a low-key get-together with coworkers, it communicates personality without trying too hard. Product features - Embroidered placement options: left, center, large center chest; wrist embroidery available - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar to retain shape - DTF-printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG prints for main designs - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; double-needle stitched seams for added durability Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -
Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Drycleaning IroningWashingBleachingDrying

Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.

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