S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Soft, warm, and a little cheeky — this crewneck carries a vintage nurse illustration and bold lettering that reads: “Nurses: We can’t fix stupid but we can sedate it.” It settles into your rotation like a familiar break-room sweatshirt: roomy enough for rushed shifts, breathable enough for long days, and durable enough to stand up to frequent washes. The subtle retro palette and embroidered-print options let you choose a look that feels personal — wear it to night shift, clinical rotations, or casual weekends when you want to bring humor and honesty to the room. It’s for the nurse who’s compassionate, exhausted, and has a sharp sense of humor, offering both comfort and a wink after a tough shift. Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting seams - Option for embroidery placement on left/center chest or wrists; DTG/DTF printed neck labels and wrist prints - Tubular, no-side-seam construction for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste - OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and chemical compliance standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not dryclean -